Farewell my beloved Oprah...Be forewarned...I am on a drunken bender as I write this...
I am not a big drinker and I normally never smoke.However, since my world collapsed around me yesterday...I have been going at both the booze and the blowers non-stop.
How could she do this to me and the world?
My beloved Oprah is dumping me and calling it quits.
I have consumed 7 litres of Jose' Cuervo's unleaded tequila in the last 12 hours in pursuit of easing the misery I am feeling over Oprah's big announcement.
If you live under a rock and didn't hear, the heart throb queen is calling it quits. The girlfriend of girlfriends is shutting me out.
What will we do? As you may have noticed, my buddy Larry Potash had to call in sick for work today he felt so betrayed, distraught and sad. We sat on his back porch last night until 3 in the morning trying to figure out why she did this? How can we get her to change her mind? For the last 14 years Larry and I have watched every episode together. Usually at his house. (His wife hates me.) But now, those days are done. Last night we made a pact that we will never miss an episode together again. Sometimes we wouldn't watch the reruns together...but not anymore. You see, often times you don't know what you have until you lose it.
I feel hopeless. Larry and I have been through this before. When Carnie Wilson's show got canceled it nearly killed us. I thought we wouldn't be able to get over it. Larry's wife almost left him over it.
In the mid 90s My world came to a screeching halt when the Marilu Henner show was canceled. I couldn't get out of bed for 2 months straight. But Larry helped me through it. As Whitney Houston sang, "that's what friends are for".
It just seems like it is a little cruel for her to make this announcement the week before Thanksgiving. How am I supposed to be thankful for anything anymore...ever. I am crushed...and poor Larry...as if he doesn't already have enough problems.
Anyway, I think I might be saying more than I should. I think some of this might be some of Jose' and the Virginia Slims talking. Be strong...Courage!!
That's How I See It.
Mr. Konrad
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Hilarious! All u guys are funny..Bring back Rapin'Ramsey!
Dan @ 10:20 PM CST, Nov 13, 2009
Hilarious! Thanks for the insight into the reasons why it's Skilling and not Konrad.
Babette @ 4:59 PM CST, Nov 13, 2009
I would rather Kuddle with you then Snuggle with Skilling!
Shelly @ 4:23 PM CST, Nov 13, 2009
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